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On the Internet and Writing

I’ve been reading David Foster Wallace’s non-fiction lately because whenever I want to read a good piece of writing for inspiration, I find his work to be the most helpful. One of the great things about his essays is that … Continue reading

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Answers to All My Cat’s Most Burning Questions

1. It’s not my fault you devoured your second — and LAST! — helping of food for the day. Your eating really is happening at an alarming rate lately. If I didn’t love you I wouldn’t feel comfortable saying this, … Continue reading

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So… This is Happening Again!

Hello readers! I took a not-necessarily-brief hiatus from writing under the yellow sideways pineapple to launch a new section on BuzzFeed called Shift. It’s full of inspiring stories; fancy cats; Beyonce clothing commentary (okay fine: it’s not commentary so much … Continue reading

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What Downton Abbey and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Have in Common

I don’t watch much TV, the scripted kind especially, so when I find a show I can’t stop watching I devote considerable mental energy to figuring out why it’s so great. Obviously Downton Abbey is top of mind this week … Continue reading

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How Much Do Celebrity Stylists Make?

A tiny snippet of this story, which I completed several months ago, appears in this week’s issue of New York, about the economy of celebrity. Here is the full thing, which you can’t read anywhere else.   In December of … Continue reading

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The Lima, Peru Airport: Hell With Great Socks

Coming back from Buenos Aires last week, I was forced to endure a layover in Lima, Peru, that began between 3 and 4 in the morning, and ended at 6 p.m. I thought, after that 15 hour layover, I would … Continue reading

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Things That Happened on My Two-Week Trip to Argentina and Uruguay (Excluding My Whirlwind Tour of South America’s Busiest Airports But Stay Tuned For THAT)

1. In Mendoza, I rode a horse through the “foothills of the Andes,” which are not to be confused with “the Andes,” as one wine-tasting tour guide corrected a travel companion who, looking pensively off in the distance out the … Continue reading

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A Strange Start to El Año Nuevo

It is an uncomfortable sight, watching thousands of fireworks rocket into the sky from every crevice of the city blocks all around you. It’s kind of like watching a bunch of people snort cocaine: you kind of want to join them just … Continue reading

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Why Do We Live in New York, Again?

Nice to meet you! My name is Yelena and I’m eager to help you find an apartment in Manhattan where you can live for at least a year until the rent is raised and you won’t be able to afford … Continue reading

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Coffee Filters as Toilet Paper

I love this story, as told to me by a close friend, who I’ll call Tom in case he ever decides to run for office, because I feel it so profoundly explores two of New York City’s most horrific horrors: … Continue reading

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